Monday, November 25, 2013

11 Black Friday Survival Tips From 'Game of Thrones'

Mass markdowns are coming.

Hordes of people willing to knock you unconscious for the last Xbox are coming. Lines around the block for a good deal on headphones are coming.

If you want to make it out alive, look no further than the men and women of Game of Thrones. They've gotten through worse than Black Friday checkout lines.

1. Don't move back in the line to be with latecomer friends.

If they didn't set their alarms, they don't deserve doorbusters.
2. Laugh in the face of danger.

The crowd is large. The crowd is sale-hungry. Be brave.
3. Don't even think about giving up.

You got out of bed before the sun came up for a purpose -- you can't back down just because a marriage is ending in the electronics aisle.
4. Don't show any signs of weakness.

If that lady thinks she can rip the Xbox out of your hands, she'll try it.
5. Don't look back.

On Black Friday, it's every man for himself, and you can't let your friends hinder in your mad dash toward the blenders.
6. Get serious about grabbing the stuff you want.

Zero in on the boots. You will be leaving with those boots.
7. Seek the advice of those who've braved Black Friday before.

They can guide you through this challenging day.
8. Or learn from your past Black Friday mistakes.

Improper shoes is a rookie mistake you won't make again.
9. Eat a good breakfast before you head out.

And make sure it has plenty of protein.
10. Don't overthink your strategy.

You don't need a game plan, just your game face.
11. Think about the consequences of going home without the gifts you set out for.

Picture the looks of disappointment on Christmas morning, all directed at you.